Cache 4


 * Rigbybestie1510 *under breath* Tonight, I'm going to cut his junk off...
 * 6:22 Jaillox What was that, sweetie?
 * twins are asleep in Mistress's arms* D'awww... my widdel angels...
 * God, I feel so... dirty...
 * 6:23 Rigbybestie1510 Uhh... err... I said... I want a bunk bed...  Uhh... not that I want us separated or anything... *under breath* Afterwards, I'm making him into sushi...
 * 6:24 Jaillox He... pierced my breast with his finger... *has red circular cut on top of breast, visible to everyone*
 * I just noticed that... *it has started bleeding*
 * 6:25 Rigbybestie1510 I'LL KILL HIM AGAIN!! I'LL KILL MYSELF, JUST TO KILL HIM IN THE AFTERLIFE!! HE'LL BE DOUBLE DEAD AFTER I'M DONE WITH HIM! *pants heavily*
 * 6:26 Jaillox No, you wouldn't dare... *grabs his tie* You wouldn't kill yourself just to kill him. What about your promise to never leave the twins again? And what about their PREGNANT mother?
 * 6:26 Rigbybestie1510 I'd have someone revive me, dear...
 * 6:27 Jaillox You certainly as hell are NOT going to kill yourself when you can easily kill him when you die naturally...
 * I couldn't stand to think of losing you, Wardy...
 * Even for one second...
 * snuggles with him*
 * 6:30 Rigbybestie1510 I just gotta get him back again... just one more time...
 * 6:31 Jaillox Ok, fine... *gets out reanimation ray* Knock yourself out. *gives Warden handgun*
 * WAIT
 * WAIT
 * WAIT
 * takes twins to their room, so they won't be disturbed*
 * comes back* Ok, now go.
 * I'll renaimate you after 30 minutes. Is that ok?
 * 6:33 Rigbybestie1510 Uhh... dear... I can't really kill myself... *chuckles nervously*
 * 6:33 Jaillox Well, how else are you going to get Shitrape back?
 * 1) GodISoundLikeATerribleMotherAndWifeForSayigTheseThings
 * 6:34 Rigbybestie1510 Honey, you're going to have to suffocate me somehow... that's the only way so I won't... uh... be permanently damaged afterwards...
 * 6:35 Jaillox Oh, god... I can't believe I'm doing this... lay down.
 * grabs pillow*
 * 6:36 Rigbybestie1510 Oh Dog, I'm too much of a coward, I can't do this!
 * 6:36 Jaillox *has sad look in eyes* See you in half an hour, sweetheart. *puts pillow on his face, smothering him to death*
 * 6:37 Rigbybestie1510 Yep, I knew that was going to happen.
 * 6:37 Jaillox *his arms flail, until they stop moving* Oh, god... *she cries into the pillow, looking at her temporarily dead husband*
 * Well, what to do for half an hour...
 * turns on TV* Hmm... I'll put it on the shopping channel...
 * 6:38 Rigbybestie1510 STINGRAY! Where are you?! I'm really to fight you! Mano a... whateveryouareo!
 * 6:39 Jaillox *cuts to Shitrape in the afterlife* my GOD, I look awful... *has hole in chest, face, and slightly lopsided neck*
 * hears Warden yelling* Oh, shit... *runs away, only to run in the direction that the Warden is walking*
 * 6:39 Rigbybestie1510 *chuckles* Man, I fucked him up GOOD...
 * 6:42 Jaillox *bumps into Warden* Oh, sorry, s- Oh, shit... *tries to run away, but Warden grabs his collar* LEMME GO! LEMME GO! *arms and legs are flailing frantically* Wait... how did you get here? Ha! The Mistress FINALLY murdered you!
 * I guess she couldn't stand her fat, ugly husband to be around any longer...
 * I guess that bitch couldn't stand you anymo- *gets punched by Warden*
 * (I Won't RP as Warden anymore past this)
 * Rigbybestie1510 has left the chat.
 * 6:46 Jaillox   RIEGGS
 * PLZ COEM BAEK
 * Plz, Rig... It's been 13 minutes...
 * Rigbybestie1510 has joined the chat.
 * 6:55 Jaillox UR BAEK
 * 6:56 Rigbybestie1510 OMG, WHY WHY CRASH WHY Ty... uhh... man, this has gotten old...
 * 6:56 Jaillox  guess that bitch couldn't stand her fat, ugly husband anymo- *gets punched by Warden* (I Won't RP as Warden anymore past this)
 * Hey, What the hell, man?!
 * I'm just stating the facts!
 * 6:58 Rigbybestie1510 Can you make another cache for me? I don't need much tho'... just from 6:21 down... *embarrassed*
 * 6:58 Jaillox kk
 * 6:59 Rigbybestie1510 SHE DIDN'T MURDER ME! I... uh... asked her to... temporarily... kill me... so I can get you back!