Cache for RP 2


 * Jaillox Yeah... but EVERY 15 MINUTES OR SO
 * twins reach out and grab Warden's fingers, stick them in their mouths and are slobbering all over them*
 * 2:01 Rigbybestie1510 Sorry... Awww... ow... ow ow ow OW... they're biting! Get 'em off me, get 'em off, get 'em off!
 * 2:01 Jaillox *pulls twins off* You silly babies...
 * You don't bi-wait... did you say BITE?!
 * 2:05 Rigbybestie1510 Yes... they were biting... *has bite marks on fingers*
 * 2:07 Jaillox *checks twins' mouths, and sure enough, there are tips of four teeth - two on top, and two on bottom* Oh, Wardy! They're teething! The- they're teething... *face goes from being  to  to  because she realizes how much more the twins will be crying and biting on everything, including Mistress's nipples*
 * 2:11 Rigbybestie1510 Uh, oh... they getting teeth isn't a good thing, is it?
 * 2:12 Jaillox In some places, yes, but in other places, no...
 * We'll have to start bottle feeding them... all the time...
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 * 2:15 Jaillox And we'll have to be more careful... because they could really hurt us...
 * 2:15 Rigbybestie1510 I'll say!
 * Wait, bottle feeding? Already? Oh, no... I'll be retiring in NO time...
 * 2:16 Jaillox No you won't... you still have PLENTY of time...
 * They are just babies, after all...
 * sniffs* I can't believe they're already teething... they grow up too fast...
 * We're getting old, aren't we?
 * 2:23 Rigbybestie1510 Yep... I can't be getting old! I feel younger everyday! BTW, I have NO idea how old I am...
 * 2:24 Jaillox Oh, well, you're... um... Lemme see... I don't know either...
 * Heck, I don't even know how old I am...
 * 2:26 Rigbybestie1510 Wait. We might not have ages... we might NEVER grow old! It's the perfect plan! We'll be like this forever!
 * 2:27 Jaillox We can stay Young... *gets close to Warden's face* and fit... *gets closer* and Sexy... *kisses Warden* forever...
 * 2:31 Rigbybestie1510 Really?
 * 2:32 Jaillox Well, probably not... but i wish we could...
 * snuggles with Warden* Oh, Wardy... what are we going to do if I get pregnant again?
 * 2:36 Rigbybestie1510 Uhh... oh... I'm going to have to retire... *cries*
 * 2:38 Jaillox No, no... I'll make sure that doesn't happen for a LONG time... *kisses Warden* It'll be ok, sweetie...
 * I wouldn't let that happen to my sweet, sweet Warden... *kisses him repeatedly*
 * 2:43 Rigbybestie1510 *hugs her for comfort* I love you, dear...
 * 2:43 Jaillox *hugs back* I love you too, sweetie...
 * You are now away.
 * You are no longer away.
 * scene cuts to two weeks later*
 * Ugh... I really need to see a *vomits* doctor...
 * Can you bring Jailbot in here for him to *vomits* do a test on me?
 * I honestly don't *vomits* feel right...
 * 2:50 Rigbybestie1510 JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILBOT
 * 2:52 Jaillox *Jailbot flies in* Yes sir? *Mistress vomits on Jailbot* Eww... *wipes off*
 * You are now away.
 * You are no longer away.
 * Are you ok, Mistress? You've been acting like you're sick lately...
 * 2:58 Rigbybestie1510 Yeah, that's why I called you in here... she needs you to check her out, if you get what I mean... *sly look* Nah, seriously...
 * 3:00 Jaillox Sure, I'll "check her out"... *vibrate mode activated*
 * jk
 * 3:00 Rigbybestie1510
 * 3:01 Jaillox Now, uh... Mistress, I need either a urine or blood sample to test you... M: Blood sample, if you could... *holds out arm*
 * Jailbot takes blood sample* I'll be back with the results in 2 days tops. Sorry about the wait, but it takes awhile to check.
 * Jailbot leaves*
 * Oh, Wardy... What do you think the test will say?
 * 3:07 Rigbybestie1510 I hope it doesn't say you're pregnant or something...
 * 3:07 Jaillox Well, if it does... what are we going to do?
 * 3:08 Rigbybestie1510 Uhh... I have no idea... well, we DID say, well, you said, that you/we wanted another baby, so we'd have three...
 * 3:09 Jaillox Yes, I did... *kisses Warden*
 * And I'm hoping we have another one...
 * 3:11 Rigbybestie1510 Ooh, and after was have the baby, can we get a puppy? *claps hands and bounces on bed* *stops* And, I won't do like I did with the last one...
 * we*
 * 3:12 Jaillox Well, we need to wait for a few years if we want to get one, because just imagine three babies around a puppy...
 * 3:14 Rigbybestie1510 Hmm... *imagines the babies playing with the puppy* Aww... *suddenly, they start attacking the puppy, then rip it's skin off*... Aww... It won't be THAT bad...
 * 3:15 Jaillox Yes, but what would it do to them? *imagines puppy licking one of the babies' hands, then rips the entire arm off*
 * 3:16 Rigbybestie1510 Ewww... okay... no puppy for now...
 * 3:17 Jaillox *Jailbot flies in* I have the results! Mistress: Well, that was quick. What are they?
 * waiting for dramatic effect*
 * Jailbot: Mistress... you're pregnant.
 * Mistress smiles happily, looks at Warden* *she hugs him* Oh, did you hear that? I'm pregnant again!
 * 3:20 Rigbybestie1510 YES! I'm going to have another little brother or sister!  I mean, son or daughter!
 * 3:23 Jaillox Oh, this is so exciting! *she starts crying while hugging him*
 * Oh, sweetie... we're going to be parents again! *kisses him* I'm just... it's too... *faints in his arms*
 * 3:27 Rigbybestie1510 Geez. The pressure's getting to her... *puts smelling salts under her nose*
 * 3:27 Jaillox *wakes up* Huh? What?
 * What happened?
 * Man, I don't remember ANYTHING that happened today...
 * You are now away.
 * You are no longer away.
 * Rigbybestie1510
 * 3:38 Rigbybestie1510 Sweetie, we're having another baby!
 * 3:39 Jaillox *faints again*
 * 3:40 Rigbybestie1510
 * 3:43 Jaillox *Mistress comes to* Oh, what happened?
 * Wardy? What happened?
 * 3:48 Rigbybestie1510 Uhh... well, you fainted TWICE after hearing about us having another baby... PLEASE DON'T FAINT AGAIN...
 * 3:49 Jaillox We're having another baby? OH MY GOD! *covers mouth, squeals* IiM SO *vomits* shit... HAPPY
 * DO we know what it is yet?
 * 3:52 Rigbybestie1510 Uhh... Jailbot?
 * 3:52 Jaillox *Jailbot flies in* Yes, sir?
 * 3:55 Rigbybestie1510 Uhh... do you know what the gender of the baby is?
 * 3:55 Jaillox Not yet, sir. That takes awhile...
 * We should know that by 4 months, though, sir.
 * You are now away.
 * 4:05 Rigbybestie1510 Oh... okay... that'll be all, Jailbot.
 * You are no longer away.
 * 4:05 Jaillox *Jailbot leaves*
 * Oh, I hope it's a girl!
 * I can't believe that I'm pregnant again!
 * lays head on Warden's shoulder* I love you, sweetie...
 * 4:14 Rigbybestie1510 I love you, too, dear... we'll have another baby that will love and cherish us...
 * 4:16 Jaillox I know! It will be so exciting!
 * We need to think of baby names for if it's a boy and/or a girl
 * that last part didn't come out right
 * if it's a boy or a girl
 * Rigbybestie1510 has left the chat.
 * 4:20 Jaillox NUU
 * RIEGGS
 * PLZ COEM BAEK
 * Rigbybestie1510 has joined the chat.
 * 4:22 Jaillox RIEGGS
 * UR BAEK
 * Oh, Wardy... what are we going to name the baby?
 * 4:24 Rigbybestie1510 Ty, can you make a cache? I was looking at a video of that movie RBJ was in and T.S. had a black screen, but was still on, but I didn't know WHAT to do... So, I had to unplug and come back on... I was SO scared T.S. shut down for good...
 * 4:24 Jaillox I only have it back to 2:00, but I'll do it of what I have